Oh my god I’m driving a 2014 Ford Taurus and I tried to put the AC on and accidentally turned on the AC in the seat like instead of seat warmers this thing has seat coolers AND MY BUTT IS FROZEN IT FEELS LIKE IM SITTING ON ICE WHO INVENTED THIS SHIT ITS AWESOME
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Well I just complimented this guy next to me on his shorts and that was me stepping out of my comfort zone for the day time for bed bye
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
Well, that took an unexpected turn.
so did their neck
So are they
this is the fucking greatest post in all of tumblr history omg