Don't ever save anything for a special occasion....
No one big follows me. Well except Hope. I guess...
hahaha i’m not big but my dick is
have i said before how much i love my girlfriend?
she just woke up and said she remembered a dream she had: “it was chelsea, she was with us in the airport. i remember that when you came out from the big door i saw her, she was watching us from above. i looked at her and we smiled at each other.” then when i said “really babe?” she replied with: “yes baby. she’s cute. she’s always with us during the...
Anonymous asked: I had a dream about you last night and you were looking for someone to go to the gym with you and you picked me haha. I woke up laughing.
ahahhahahahahahahah the little kid in the videos i’ve been posting wants to be a gynecologist when he grows up HE’S 9 WHY DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS
God bless Amurrica.
Anonymous asked: I feel like all tumblr is going to be on that plane with you, we are all so exited that you finally get to see your gf !
I CANNOT FUNCTION PROPERLY
THERE ARE ONLY 12 MORE DAYS BETWEEN ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE? IF NOT, I DON’T CARE BECAUSE AT 9 SOMETHING AM ON THE 13TH OF DECEMBER I WILL BE IN MY GIRLFRIEND’S ARMS WE WILL HUG AND WE WILL KISS AND WE WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER FOR THREE WEEKS UNTIL DISTANCE TRIES TO RUIN US AGAIN BUT GUESS WHAT DISTANCE YOU’LL NEVER WIN I AM DONE NOW.
Anonymous asked: I love my girlfriend and my life but I want to kill myself. I want to kill myself and when I do it, I want to be laying in my ex-girlfriend's lap. I want her to hold me while I slowly die. I was with her when I started having thoughts of suicide and she broke my heart. Like I said, I love my gf and I love my life so I don't understand why I'm thinking like this.
i honestly don't know what i did without you in my...
Anonymous asked: So I had a weird dream the other night where I met you in person and we hung out but you didn't really want to hang out with me and just wanted to go do your own thing. I have no idea where that dream came from. Just, interesting.
my sister just texted me freaking out “omg” “you were right” “justin bieber looks like a girl i’m so blind” “i’m so wow” “i’m so shocked” “i’m so eww” “never again”
Anonymous asked: are you getting your gf a shirt?
thoughts of you consume my mind… and I wouldn’t want it any other way.
Anonymous asked: so how many followers do you have exactly?
that awkward moment when your teacher asks a question ending in “who are you gonna call” and you respond with “maroone” but no one hears you so you sit laughing to yourself at your incredible wit
Anonymous asked: Oh,from where am i? Lololol. I, often times, send you asks to let you know how happy i am for you and the like. Though i seldom see them being answered, it's safe to assume that you've read them and it made you smile even for a speck of time. <3
Reblog this if you're a Gemini.
Anonymous asked: what is the last dream you had?
Anonymous asked: if you could have any superpower what would it be?
omg i can't
just peeled the dead skin off the bottom of my toe and sent a picture of it to my girlfriend why does she love me
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...